tell yourself you’re hot. tell yourself you’re amazing. tell yourself you’re untouchably, radiantly attractive. do it every day, even if it feels like you’re lying to yourself. insist to the mirror that you’re the cutest thing its ever reflected. if you do it enough eventually it wont feel like lying anymore, it’ll be automatic, and you’ll recognize yourself as the incredible babe you really are.
"911, what is your emergency?"
“I’ve fallen into the yaoi world and can’t get out!”
“Okay, ma’am, please calm down, the rescue team is on their way. Do you feel any simptoms yet?”
“Do you feel a violent need to imagine two men in a romantic relationship?”
“Of course I’m not- Oh my God, look at those two guys, so adorable!”
“That guy is a perfect example of a seme if I ever saw one.”
“I MUST SHIP IT.”
*to the rescue team* “Abort the mission, we’ve already lost her.”
I am a girl hoping to be a guy so I can be gay but WHAT IF IN MY PAST LIFE I WISHED TO BE A GIRL SO I COULD BE LESBIAN AND NOW MY PAST LIFE IS FACEPALMING SO HARD AT ME
READING YAOI BY MOONLIGHT
SHIPPING BOYS BY DAYLIGHT
WRITING GAY PORN FOR A LIVING
SHE IS THE ONE CALLED FUJOSHI
- Friend: You are the most ridiculous fangirl I've ever met.
- Me: Thanks!
- Friend: That wasn't a compliment.
- Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯