"911, what is your emergency?"
“I’ve fallen into the yaoi world and can’t get out!”
“Okay, ma’am, please calm down, the rescue team is on their way. Do you feel any simptoms yet?”
“Do you feel a violent need to imagine two men in a romantic relationship?”
“Of course I’m not- Oh my God, look at those two guys, so adorable!”
“That guy is a perfect example of a seme if I ever saw one.”
“I MUST SHIP IT.”
*to the rescue team* “Abort the mission, we’ve already lost her.”
I am a girl hoping to be a guy so I can be gay but WHAT IF IN MY PAST LIFE I WISHED TO BE A GIRL SO I COULD BE LESBIAN AND NOW MY PAST LIFE IS FACEPALMING SO HARD AT ME
READING YAOI BY MOONLIGHT
SHIPPING BOYS BY DAYLIGHT
WRITING GAY PORN FOR A LIVING
SHE IS THE ONE CALLED FUJOSHI
- Friend: You are the most ridiculous fangirl I've ever met.
- Me: Thanks!
- Friend: That wasn't a compliment.
- Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.
That’s the reason why people need to care less and love oneself more, to prevent the hurting.